Pleasant early-morning story alert! I woke up at 6:00 a.m. to a rude and utterly immobilzing shooting pain in my stomach, and anyone who has ever eaten an entire sack of White Castle hamburgers (if you haven’t you’re missing out on one of the most scrumptious burgers man has ever created) can tell you that can only mean one thing. So, as I made my way to the throne I was under the assumption that once I got there, opened the obligatory reading material (in this case it’s a book and so far, so good in that department) and prepared myself for a nice, satisfying number 2 everything would be hunky-dory. Imagine my shock and amazement when not only did it take no less than 30 seconds (as opposed to the time-consuming 10 – 15 minutes that seems to have been ingrained in the brains of every male walking the earth since the beginning of time) but it exploded out of my ass like a raging bull out of the chute. I didn’t even have time to find my place in the book, and I have a bookmark. On top of that the toilet water splashed my pasty butt cheeks like a frolicking teenager at spring break, which when you think about it is kind of gross considering what I had just deposited in there. Anyway, enjoy these shots of Britney in a bikini (which looks to be a thong, but sadly there are no ass shots to speak of. . .yet); I have to go dry off.
Hey! Conceptually this article (Spears Sporting a Bikini.) is sound and I agree whole heartedly. I personally think it relates to adult finder friend story as well, IMHO.
May 29th, 2007 - 12:01 am
This bitch is such a skanky whore.
May 29th, 2007 - 12:03 am
I agree 100%. Then again if she were naked in front of you you’d have no choice but to get naked and play with your ding-dong.
October 18th, 2007 - 3:42 pm
Hey! Conceptually this article (Spears Sporting a Bikini.) is sound and I agree whole heartedly. I personally think it relates to adult finder friend story as well, IMHO.