Please don’t let the title of this post fool you because, to be quite honest, I don’t really find Abi Titmuss particularly attractive (although her last name conjures the kinds of dirty thoughts usually reserved for porn movies and church on Sunday). What I meant in the title was the theme of the shoot is wham, bam, tram-a-lam-a-ding-dong hot (try saying that five times fast). Don’t get me wrong here though; I’d still give ol’ Abi a poke or two just on general principals (I’m a male, what can I say?).
Now if you were to throw in a girl of, say, Jennifer Love Hewitt’s caliber I would only be typing this with one hand.
Chew on that while trying to bang your girlfriend/wife tonight.
