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Huge Milk Bags – Enough tits to raise the Titanic.
Heads Up – Dude takes a football to the back of the nugget.
Humans Are Scum – Dude gets smoked by a car, no one does a thing.
Dumb Ass – Fat fuck falls into a trash bin.
A Lesbian Wet Dream – Little cutie has a tongue like a horse.
She Takes Her Vitamins – Brooke Hogan in Maxim.
Girlfriend Needed – Dude fucks picnic table, gets six months in jail.
Lost and Found – Crackhead cunt loses kids for four days.
Char-Broiled – Father dozes, toddler cooks.


