What a Douche – Target employee fucks up the warehouse.
Head Shot – Hostage taker gets capped in the melon.
Need a Ride? – I need a blowjob.
End it All – 18 people will kill themselves in the company of mother nature.
That’s One Way to Go – Jackass kills himself after losing Nintendo Wii.
Idiots – Playing in a storm drain results in a hospital visit, jail time.
Hell For You – “Jesus is a cunt” t-shirt lands teen in jail.
