What a Douche - Target employee fucks up the warehouse.
Head Shot - Hostage taker gets capped in the melon.
Need a Ride? - I need a blowjob.
End it All - 18 people will kill themselves in the company of mother nature.
That’s One Way to Go - Jackass kills himself after losing Nintendo Wii.
Idiots - Playing in a storm drain results in a hospital visit, jail time.
Hell For You - “Jesus is a cunt” t-shirt lands teen in jail.
