Even though the girl giving the lap dance in this video kind of looks like a man she sure knows how to shake that thick ass of hers. Go for what you know sweetie.
Even though the girl giving the lap dance in this video kind of looks like a man she sure knows how to shake that thick ass of hers. Go for what you know sweetie.
Meat and Potatoes:
Leftovers:
Gag That Girl - Rough sex with Rocco.
Almost There - Cute little Hayden in her undies. Nudity soon follows.
Huge Milk Bags - Enough tits to raise the Titanic.
Heads Up - Dude takes a football to the back of the nugget.
Humans Are Scum - Dude gets smoked by a car, no one does a [...]
Meat and Potatoes:
Leftovers:
Hot - Ali Larter tarts it up for Allure.
Hey You - Are you addicted to porn?
Group Love - Three’s company, four’s a gang bang.
Child Abuse and Prescription Drugs - Vicodin aids in the exploitation of children.
Praise the Lord - God arrested for dealing coke.
I wonder what it’s like to work for Zoo magazine. I bet the guys who put this thing together day in and day out wake up every morning with a huge shit eating grin on their face. That and a boner.
She might be loopier than a fucking jheri curl but I have to hand it to the girl; her ass certainly hasn’t lost that “let me spank it and turn it bright red” look. Now if only someone could so something about that whole “crazy” thing she’d be all set.
Meat and Potatoes:
Leftovers:
Sluttage - Tons of amateur whores available for your wanking pleasure.
Teens - Making mom and dad proud.
Dumb Fucks - Try to ride a motorcycle. Stupidity ensues.
Ouch - No more sex for this skate boarding loser.
Dead Meat - Shoot at police and this is what happens.
Hey, Where’d You Come From - Dead body found [...]
Meat and Potatoes:
Leftovers:
Hot - Eva Mendes’ hot ass in lingerie.
Sluts - Show off their deep throat talents.
Out For the Count - Douche bag knocks himself out with a tree branch.
Oops - News station turns weather man into a child molester.
Stupidity - Dumb broad slides into a dishwasher.
Meat and Potatoes:
Leftovers:
Video - Dude knocks innocent bystander on his ass.
Video - Hijinks quickly turns into painful stupidity.
Video - Tyra Banks is a loopy bitch and her show sucks balls.
Video - Little kid gets swallowed by a “puddle.”
Images - Megan Fox is one hot piece of ass.
News - Alimony pays for ex-wife’s sex change. Sucks [...]
I have to argue Zoo’s use of the word “celebrity” for a couple of these broads but there’s no denying the nip slips are top notch. The best ever? Probably not, but when you own a magazine you can do pretty much whatever the fuck you want.
Sadly the water here wasn’t deep enough to drown Keanu Reeves and spare the world another shitty movie filled with his mindless droning. My dog acts better when he wants a fucking bone.
