How come I never come across two sisters that could steam the pants off a priest? The only time I’ve ever met sisters that were even somewhat attractive was the time I passed out at a buddy’s Fourth of July party, and even then they both had teeth that looked like they never met a [...]
Words can’t even begin to describe the massive boner I’d have while walking around this event. Seriously, security would kick my ass to the curb for carrying a loaded weapon and I’m not talking about the kind that kills. You know, unless I had AIDS or anything like that, but let me assure you I’m [...]
Enjoy these racks while you can boys and girls because in a few short years these broads are going to be so fat those tits of theirs are going to resemble big globs of uncooked pizza dough. Speaking of pizza it’s ten to six in the morning and I’m fuckin’ hungry.
