I love it when a trashy little whore makes a jackass of herself while trying to get attention. Seriously, it really makes me smile.
I love it when a trashy little whore makes a jackass of herself while trying to get attention. Seriously, it really makes me smile.
I have to hand it to Opie and Anthony; they might be two of the biggest douche bags on the face of the earth but they sure know how to pull prime ass. I wonder if it was like that when they were kids.
Someone needs to hold this broad down and force feed her a cheeseburger or ten. I mean come on, I’m all for watching one’s weight but when you start to resemble a fuckin’ mop handle you might want to reconsider your choice of diets.
One, two, three, splat.
Meat and Potatoes: Leftovers: Sluttage – Tons of amateur whores available for your wanking pleasure. Teens – Making mom and dad proud. Dumb Fucks – Try to ride a motorcycle. Stupidity ensues. Ouch – No more sex for this skate boarding loser. Dead Meat – Shoot at police and this is what happens. Hey, Where’d [...]
Words can’t even begin to describe the plethora of nasty shit I would love to do to this broad. Think rubber gloves and a rolling pin and you’re on the right track.
Is that a rack or what? This girl’s tits are so big folks in the Midwest could use them as sand bags.
Meat and Potatoes: Leftovers: Hot – Eva Mendes’ hot ass in lingerie. Sluts – Show off their deep throat talents. Out For the Count – Douche bag knocks himself out with a tree branch. Oops – News station turns weather man into a child molester. Stupidity – Dumb broad slides into a dishwasher.
That ass is so tight if you shoved a lump of coal in there ten minutes later a diamond would pop out.
Now here’s a girl who can literally go fuck herself. You know, if she had a dick that is.
