If you can look at this picture without soiling your undies in fits of uncontrolled laughter — from the pierced nipples to the aviator glasses to the dumb fucking head band that makes that girl’s head look like the tip of King Kong’s penis — then you are unabashedly one of them, in which case I invite you to continuously bash your own head against a wall until you either get smarter or everything fades to black. Let me know which comes first.